Beauty Secret*: How to lose weight and years off your life in a few easy to follow steps...
1- Grow large beard in the Fall
2- Wear large Amish-esque beard through winter (trim once if at all)
3- Go on vacation... while on vacation in sunny Florida shave beard
4- Return to work and life beardless and tan.... laugh at reactions
*this is a guaranteed method for most anyone to get a reaction from friends and co-workers that you have in fact lost weight and that you do in fact look ten years younger... but... this process is recommended for men only.... women who try this may find that they get a few odd reactions through the winter months.... although... once the beard is shaved! they too will get a wide variety of interesting comments and reactions