3.12.2005

Bonsai 101
or better yet...
"How to Kill a Bonsai in Three Easy Steps."


1- Go to local florist and spend way too much money on a pigmy plant
2- Take Plant home
3- Never water Plant

there is another option.....

1- Open wallet and pull out Fifty Dollars Cash
2- Stuff money down drain
3- Flip Switch to Garbage Disposal


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