golf is not a sport

golf is not a sport
golf is as much a sport as poker or chess

at no time in my drunken past did I consider either pool or darts sports
these are games
it seems that golf does have its appeal

this news story adds to its appeal
times herald record
pocono record
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nbc11

I would not complain about my slow lap times if I had these sorts of distractions when I am out mountain biking