I am sorry Mr. Lincoln... that hat is not ANSI-SNELL Approved... yes... put on the pink helmet




good times at the DC incarnation of the Tour de Fat
not unlike my 9 and 11 year old sons
one of my highlights is the BIKE PIT
the metal creations of the New Belgium Carnies

I rode a few bikes
epically failed on the unicycles
did not get to ride as many contraptions as I wanted to ride
as I was trying to balance watching two kids and running the Bike Valet

but really...
I enlisted a strong cast of volunteers
maybe next year I can get a few more volunteers
one more to watch my kids
then another to drink some beers
then I can stay home